You didn’t think this guy would let Britney Spears have a #1 cd release week / birthday week/ comeback week without showing up in the headlines did ya? Yes, this is Jason Alexander, the nobody from Louisiana who Britney married for 55 hours in Vegas a couple years back, and yes, this is a mugshot. […]
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Heidi Disappointed With Mom’s Comments.
Heidi Montag is firing back at her mothers claims of a rubbish wedding by releasing quotes to the media. As tacky as that may sound, think about it, if someone was willing to pay you to call your mom disappointing, you’d do it too. Yesterday Montag’s mom, Darline Egelhoff, spoke to one of the mags […]
How Not to Make Friends.
You can’t call a straight guy gay and expect him to want to be your friend. Apparently you can’t do it with Clay Aiken either… Comedian Kathy Griffin has been including Clay Aiken in her stand up for years now. Always refering to the former American Idol star as “Gayken,” Griffin recently tried to make […]
Piv Crashes the Circus.
Every time I read a story about this guy I feel as if he is pretty much the real life Ari Gould. Apparently Jeremy Piven was out in NYC on Tuesday night when he stopped by nightclub Tenjune to say hello to a friend. When he noticed the club had been transformed into a circus […]
You Clean Up Nice…
Holy Borat! Isla Fisher looks smokin’ on the cover of the December issue of FHM Austraila. Now I understand we’re comparing a morning out to the park with her daughter, Olive, and a studio lit photoshopped cover shot, but damn, I didn’t think she had it in her! In the words of Isla’s husband, Sacha […]
Miley Rocks Christmas Tree Lighting.
Miley Cyrus performed Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree at last nights tree lighting ceremony at Rockefeller center, and as I must admit every time this bitch picks up the microphone she is a rockstar! But I swear she said “Rockafella” too. Been hangin out with Britney lately? I can’t wait til she ditches these young […]
Spencer: Heidi’s Mom Actin’ Crazy!
Spencer Pratt joined Ryan Searcrest on the radio to chat about Heidi’s mom’s allegations to Us Weekly that he drugged her prior to talking her into marrying him in Cabo on November 20th. Spencer told Ryan that she was probably just acting out because she was hurt by the fact she wasn’t at her daughters […]
Did She Say Rockafella?
Britney Spears opened up the tree lighting ceremony in New York City tonight by calling the Rockefeller Center “Rockafella.” I thought maybe I just had Jay-Z and his Rocafella Records on the brain, but she did it TWICE! Whatever though, this bitch is so hot right now. She can call it whatever she wants. I’m […]
Married…With Children?
If you’re gonna rush into one, why not the other, right? At a recent event in Hollywood, the freshly back from Mexico newlyweds were showing off their rings, when asked by a reporter if they were planning on any children. Montag kindly answered back, “We are going to start it!” and Spencer added, “It’s the […]
Akroyd and the Boys Travel 22 Years Back.
Dan Akroyd, an his ghost busting buddies Bill Murray and Harold Ramis are looking pretty aged these days. Please remember it was 25 years ago when the original Ghostbusters movie came out, so thats usually what happens over a quarter of a century, but what if they could go back? In Atari’s new video game […]
