MTV is going to make as much as they can off of The Hills in case this is the last season. Yesterday they premiered their new parody show, The Hills: Accoridng to Me, which I wasn’t even aware was going to be a show until flipping through the channels. Everyone has their own opinion on […]
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Was Duchovny the Adulterer?
First the claims were that David Duchovny’s wife was the cheater and cause of their separation, but after denials that she had an affair with her co-star Billy Bob Thorton, new reports are claiming that it might have been David sleepin’ around. Duchovny’s tennis instructor has stepped forward and bought herself into the mix. Why […]
Was Obama’s September SNL Cancellation All Part of the Plan?
Barack Obama, or ‘that one’ as I like to call him, canceled his appearance on the season premiere of Saturday Night Live in September so he could help out with Hurricane Ike. Could what seems like the right and noble thing to do in that situation just have been some back door plan to re-schedule […]
Britney Spears Message to Her Fans!
Her Royal Hotness posted a message to her fans on her official website this morning thanking them for making Womanizer #1. Britney Spears looks all kinds of amazing every time she shows her face these days. This is THE comeback! Watch Britney’s thank you video below.
Raven Continues to Use Caps Lock…Because She Can.
Raven Symone is becoming quite the little blogger these days. She posted another entry to her myspace blog recently and as a follow-up to last weeks, explained why she writes in all CAPS. Raven claims that she writes in all capitol letters because she wants to write and not have to worry about the grammar […]
Are Paris and Benji On the Rocks?
I’m hesitant to believe any of this really, but according to a source across the pond, Ms. Hilton is much happier over there than here in the US. Paris apparently was heard saying “I have already been here for a month and am much, much happier here.” Then according to the source; after saying how […]
Mr. Blackwell Passes, Crushes Phoebe Price’s Dreams.
Every week Phoebe Price flips through the pages of the magazines to find her reserved spot on the worst dressed list. In fact, if the worst dressed list was a place, she’d be their VIP client. But sadly, one worst dressed list she hasn’t been atop of yet is Mr. Blackwells. Mr. Blackwell passed away […]
Mark “Money” Whalberg.
Not only was he a guest star on the highest rated episode of Saturday Night Live in the past 14 years, but Mark Wahlberg’s new movie, Max Payne, opened at number one at the box office this weekend. Payne topped the reigning leader, Beverly Hills Chihuahua bringing in $18-million-dollars. Dare I say it’s good to […]
Natalie Portman Attempts to be Funny… Fails.
Natalie Portman ditched the tears and ugly shorts to appear on FunnyOrDie.com with Rashida Jones to make fun of America’s financial crisis. Their solution to the crisis was puppies, cute little store bought $3,000 dollar puppies. So basically, to put words into her mouth, Natalie Portman thinks the financial crisis is a joke, and thinks […]
Check Out Nicole Richie!
Look at the body on Nicole Richie! Nicole was out and about this weekend looking as hot as ever! Shes back to her old skinny self again, but not too skinny, she looks really healthy, and really great. The milf and her manager did lunch in West Hollywood so hopefully she’s got something big in […]
