For the adults, there was only one thing missing from the first Twilight movie. Well Devil’s Film is looking to fulfill your fantasies. On October 15, they will be releasing This isn’t Tiwlight… an XXX parody. The R-Pattz is no R-Pattz, but the Kristen Stewart is a definite upgrade! The tag line is the best […]
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Sandlers Do The Fair
The Sand-man and the Sand-fam hit the fair this weekend. His kids are going to have a religious experience when they’re old enough to listen to daddy’s masterpiece They’re All Going to Laugh At You. The older one looks like she’s about 4, so she’s only one year away from being the perfect age to listen to “Mr. Spindel’s […]

Adam Sandler: Surfing Student Of Malibu
Funnyman Adam Sandler took to the waves in Malibu this weekend for some… sort of surfing. The 42 year-old star of ‘Funny People,’ and father of two, clad in a body-concealing t-shirt, played around with his board but didn’t actually quite make it upright. Check out more pictures of the amateur surfer and the Malibu […]

STARZLIFE PICS: Ashton Kutcher and George Lopez Being Hysterically Funny
You asked for it, you got it: George Lopez and Ashton Kutcher are doing a movie together! (I’m assuming you are George Lopez.) The comedic greats were shot (with a camera; don’t get excited) on the set of their new film Valentine’s Day, an ensemble comedy starring every actor in Hollywood. Please follow us on […]

The Little Movie That Couldn’t
Looks like Seth Rogen’s super hero delay is going to be pushed back a little further. Finally, after a bunch of delays and setbacks, The Green Hornet will finally start shooting in about a week. After swapping Directors this July, head into production, with a projected December 2010 release date. That’s 5 months later than […]

Dustin Hoffman, All Around Nice Guy
Dustin Hoffman was in Beverly Hills yesterday, doing some shopping at Barney’s when he was recognized by fans who asked for a picture. He happily obliged for more than one group before getting into his car. Nice guy! Definitely, definitely nice guy.

Well, Isn’t That Rico: Beverly Hills Chihuaha Wins Award for Positive Hispanic Media Portrayal
Ever hear of the Imagen Awards? They were established in 1985 by the cracker-ass cracker Norman Lear and the presumably Hispandicos Helen Hernandez to reward positive portrayals of Latinos in the media. This year’s ceremony was just held on Friday at the Beverly Hilton. Taking home the top honors in film: Beverly Hills Chihauha. I’m […]

Tarantino Takes the Box Office
Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds took the top box office spot by a mile this weekend! The film brought in 36.7 million dollars, which dops District 9‘s opening last week of 36.4 District 9 still had a pretty good weekend, bringing in another 18 million in it’s second weekend. Did you all see IB?? What did […]
Capitalism: A Love Story
Love him or loathe him, Michael Moore is back and means business. Bank business. ‘Capitalism: A Love Story” opens with the antagonist trying to declare a citizen’s arrest of AIG. You see, the movie is all about America’s love affair with capitalism and how, as a result, the banks have screwed the American people over. […]
James Cameron’s New Flick: Official Avatar Trailer
The highly anticipated new James Cameron movie, Avatar, debuted the official trailer today. I have no clue what this movie is about, but it’s getting major buzz. From what I can tell it’s about blue cat people who live in jungle, and there’s violence and love. The hot guy from Terminator: Salvation, Sam Worthington, maybe […]


