“I was a fan of both his work and a fan of him as a person. The world has lost not only a quintessential filmmaker whose influence will be felt for generations, but a great and decent man.” -Macaulay Culkin on his long time friend, John Hughes, creator of the greatest movie ever, Home Alone, […]
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Brad Pitt Won’t Tie The Knot Until The Gays Can
Tinseltown’s biggest family man is also one of the Gays most unlikely supporters. Angelina’s hubby and Jen‘s ex, Brad Pitt shares some compassionate tidbits in a cover story for right-wing syndicated magazine ‘Parade‘ this Sunday. (Yep, the magazine even published a “story” by Fox moron Bill Article in the same ish.) So kids, why won’t […]
Peep the Trailer for Timberlake’s New Flick
The trailer for Justin Timberlake’s new film, The Open Road. Timberlake isn’t the worst actor, BUT it’s been how many years since he put out a record? He’s one of the greatest musicians of our time but has been spending all of his time working on shitty movies. Check out The Open Road below. What […]
Seriously, Just Stop It With the Vampires-The Vampire’s Assistant Trailer
Vampires have always been floating around in the background of Western culture, but Holy Dracula there are too many bloodsuckers flying around now. Twilight and True Blood are obviously to blame for getting the vampire bandwagon rolling, even if they didn’t start the fire. (Honorable mentions to Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Interview With a […]
G.I. Joe Won’t Be Screened By Critics, Probably Sucks
Knowing is half the battle, so Paramount Pictures is trying to prevent critics from telling audiences about the potentially crappy G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Traditionally, studios have a special early screening of a film to allow critics enough time to write a review before the movie opens. Paramount is not doing that for […]
Funny People Laughs All The Way To The Bank
Funny People debuted at No. 1 at the box office this weekend, raking in a moderately successful $23.4 million. And what’s not so funny? An incredibly tepid box office – far different to this time last year, when Dark Knight was pulling in the equivalent of a small country’s GNP. Despite general bad reviews, the […]
Drew Barrymore Really Loves Dolphins, Man
I don’t want to get into another Kanye incident where I run with a story that was totally made up, but I’m going to give this story the benefit of the doubt. Drew Barrymore apparently really f***in’ loves dolphins. Showbizspy reports that Drew Barrymore told a source: “[Dolphins] are just really special creatures and highly […]
Someone Actually Wants to Hire Lindsay Lohan?
Strange as it may sound, a notable director actually has his hopes up for Lindsay Lohan for his next movie. Good luck with snagging her though, I mean, she is the hardest working woman she knows… Director Robert Rodriguez, (Desperado, Grindhouse) want’s Linds for his new film, MacHete. Her movie resume is a little less […]
Jon Hamm and Ben Affleck Get Bromantic in New Movie
Mad Men‘s dapper Jon Hamm and every gossip magazine’s Ben Affleck will star in The Town, a “romantic thriller.” What, exactly, is a romantic thriller? I don’t think I’ve seen one since Hitchcock‘s Notorious. Welcome back, you crazy genre! So what will this movie be about, and Jennifer Lopez isn’t somehow in it, is she? […]
George Clooney’s Latest Girlfriend Still Less Famous Than He Is
George Clooney doesn’t have to cry himself to sleep all those lonely bachelor nights anymore, because he’s found himself an upstanding career girl as his new gal pal. No more waitresses or models for him! The lucky lottery winner of the Clooney Bangin’ Sweepstakes? Elisabetta Canalis, who hosts the Italian version of MTV’s TRL. Oh, […]
