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Britney Oughta Know

Britney Spears covered (it’s called “karaoke” when you aren’t a singer, “covered” when you are) Alanis Morrissette‘s bitter divorcee anthem “You Oughta Know” at a concert over the weekend. Check out the video below. Probably not the best angle of Britney, but that’s not the point.

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Chris Brown Isn’t Feeling Oprah’s Love

For some people Oprah Winfrey is God. To others, sort of like a great Community College Teacher’s Aide. But to Chris Brown? She’s mud. After Oprah did a show dedicated to “all the Rihannas of the world,” the convicted lady beater told People magazine that his feelings were hurt. Said Chris: “I commend Oprah on […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: DJ AM Laid to Rest

DJ AM was laid to rest today at his funeral in Los Angeles. Travis Barker, the other survivor from his plane crash, was on hand, along with his friends and family.

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Said it and Meant it: Aubrey O’Day Defends Calling Hitler “Brilliant”

What’s wrong with acknowledging that Hitler was intelligent? It’s not the same as saying he was a great man. There are plenty of intelligent, horrible people: the Unabomber, A.Q. Khan, Antonin Scalia, etc. Acknowledging their mental prowess is not an endorsement of their actions. So there’s no reason to get bent out of shape when […]

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The Way All “Single Ladies” Videos Should Really Go

Everybody’s got their own YouTube video of them dancing to Beyonce‘s “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)”, and this girl is no different. She thinks adding a clown mask will differentiate her from the pack… but oh, it gets better. Just watch.

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We’ll Say It. Whitney Houston: What Is She On?

Despite all the hype surrounding Whitney Houston‘s comeback, we ain’t buying it. Before she hits Oprah for her exclusive interview, Whitney did a number of press interviews about the new album. If you watch the video below, you’ll see a disinterested Whitney Houston who looks down at the floor a lot and stammers. It’s not […]

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Stop Breaking My Heart, Whitney Houston

Crack has ruined Whitney Houston‘s voice. The singer performed in Central Park yesterday for a segment on Good Morning America, singing “I’m Every Woman.” Couldn’t make it to the show? Well, go to your local karaoke bar and find the drunkest woman you can with a Marlboro voice and have her sing for you. The […]

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Report: DJ AM Took Nine Oxycontin, “Wanted To Die”

People magazine is reporting that DJ AM was allegedly found with nine Oxycontin pills in his stomach and another one – unswallowed – in his mouth. An unnamed police official is quoted as saying that the findings represent the death as an obvious suicide – and one that took just a matter of minutes. Says […]

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Madonna’s Celebration Video: Hot Gays, Her Crotch, and Family

Madonna‘s new video for her single “Celebration” is out, and the 51 year-old has proverbially “brought it”. She looks amazing, and as much as I hated the song when I first heard it, I’ll admit, it’s growing on me (this is known as the “Womanizer” phenomenon). Keep your eyes peeled for Madge’s bf Jesus Luz […]

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How Many Roads Must a Man Drive Down Before He Gets to the Outback Steakhouse in Burbank? Dylan Goes Even More Electric

Do you have GPS navigation in your car? I don’t, but my friends who went to law school do, and one of the coolest things about it is that you can change the voice you hear from robot to lady robot to Australian or British lady robot. Soon you’ll also be able to select “Bob […]

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