“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to see it. We can’t stop it, but I wish she would get herself out of this situation where she puts herself in the limelight where people are going to pick on her.” -Michael Lohan talking about the hustler spoof porn about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He’s totes going to […]
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Mischa’s Meltdown
Everyone be sure to take a moment of silence during OC re-runs tonight for poor little Mischa Barton, who is held up unwillingly at the Cedars Sinai medical center in the looney bin. Barton called the police on herself on Wednesday afternoon with a health problem, and was later checked into the psychiatric holding at […]
Oh No She Didn’t!
Brooke Hogan posted to her facebook a diss track at her own mama, Dear Mom, on her upcoming album, Redemption. Oh yes she did!
Ryan to William Morris: Seacrest, OUT!
To make a long and boring story short, Ryan Seacrest has jumped ship from his angency at William Morris and joined up with CAA in one of the biggest Hollywood industry shake ups this year. Seacrest was long rumored to be in dispute with William Morris over them refusing to cut him a special deal […]
Emma Watson to leave Hogwarts for Holy-wood
She’s been a Harry Potter lifer, as Hermoine Granger in all of the Harry Potter films, (and why wouldn’t she? This bitch is set for life after a $58 million dollar opening day!) but it’s being reported that Emma Watson is set for her first non-potter role. Watson will reportedly play Cinderella in a Gothic […]
Ashton Suffers Ruptured Ear Drum On Set of New Film
Ashton Kutcher was recently in the Bahamas shooting his new movie Five Killers when he was hit with a massive headache. Knowing that it wasn’t just that time of the month, he had doctors check it out only to find a bloody ear and signs of a ruptured ear drum. He was taken to the […]
New Girl in Class Bribes the Popular Kids
Hilary Duff is a bigger name than any of the cast on Gossip Girl, but when she arrived on set to shoot her four episode stint this week, she was up against a tight knit group! How did she fit in? Bribery of course! A source on the set claims that she brought cupcakes to […]
Corey Feldman: 38 Year Old Child
Corey Feldman could be 138 and he’d still be labeled a child star. Michael Jackson’s former special buddy is celebrating his 38th today, but why do we only remember him as the little kid from Stand By Me, and The Goonies and not…wait? What else was he in? Corey, who turned up at Jackson’s memorial […]
The Joke’s on Jess, Someone Explain it to Her
Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony Romo
Matt Leinart’s Third Annual Celebs Bowl
Earlier this week, the Third Annual Matt Leinart Celebrity Bowl sponsored by Three Olives Vodka raised $100,000 for the Matt Leinart Foundation. The Foundation is committed to granting resources and opportunities to support disadvantage youth through learning centers, sports activities, and granting wishes: to build character development, and help each child maximize academic and personal […]
