Hoping that only the name Twilight is what makes the vampire series so popular, Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company and Warner Brothers are in the early stages of bringing a Twilight Zone remake to the big screen. The classic TV series was previously made into a film in 1983 by Warner Brothers, with Steven Spielberg producing, […]
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Biggest Potter Opening Ever!
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince did not disappoint at the box office this weekend, bringing in 79.9 million from Friday-Sunday and making its Wednesday-Sunday total to 159 million dollars! That’s the second highest W-S opening ever, falling behind last months Transformers 2, which did 200 in it’s first five days. There are still […]
Gerard Butler’s Alleged Sex Appeal Fascinates
Am I the only person on god’s green earth not into Gerard Butler? I’ve seen 300 and his abs painted on with CGI. I’ve seen him on talk shows wearing fancy suits. He seems like a decent actor and that Scottish accent kills me on anyone else. In theory, he should be co-starring in my […]
Jimmy Fallon Fools People into Liking Him by Dressing Up as Robert Pattinson
Jimmy Fallon did impressions of Robert Pattinson and Daniel Radcliffe last night on Late Night. Because the only way to get people to watch Late Night is to somehow cash in on Harry Potter and Twilight. While watching this video, I can’t help but sing that little song, “One of these things is not like […]

Point and Stare at ScarJo in Iron Man 2
Entertainment Weekly‘s issue this week gives readers a sneak peek at Iron Man 2, and includes this picture of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow. Iron Man 2 follows the extremely popular 2008 film about a billionaire engineering industrialist who builds a suit of armor to blow up terrorists. The sequel will see Iron Man having […]

Emma Watson to leave Hogwarts for Holy-wood
She’s been a Harry Potter lifer, as Hermoine Granger in all of the Harry Potter films, (and why wouldn’t she? This bitch is set for life after a $58 million dollar opening day!) but it’s being reported that Emma Watson is set for her first non-potter role. Watson will reportedly play Cinderella in a Gothic […]

Johnny Depp Can and Will Literally Play Anyone
Johnny Depp absolutely refuses to be typecast – he’s played a flamboyant pirate, a flamboyant chocolate factory owner, a flamboyant film director (Ed Wood) and flamboyant tea enthusiasts (Alice in Wonderland). Okay, so Depp’s got a fetish for over-the-top characters. But there’s still one flamboyant role he hasn’t played yet. He toldthe one role he […]

Ashton Suffers Ruptured Ear Drum On Set of New Film
Ashton Kutcher was recently in the Bahamas shooting his new movie Five Killers when he was hit with a massive headache. Knowing that it wasn’t just that time of the month, he had doctors check it out only to find a bloody ear and signs of a ruptured ear drum. He was taken to the […]

New Alice in Wonderland Pics!
Here’s some fresh-outta-the-oven promo pics for Tim Burton‘s Alice in Wonderland. Not sure if I’m digging Anne Hathaway as a blonde. Or with rabies — let’s hope that rodent didn’t bite her during the shoot! Check out some more after the jump, including Johnny Depp eons creepier than when he played Michael-Jackson-as-Willy Wonka in Charlie […]

The Sixth Jason Movie Didn’t Do This Well: Potter Makes 22.2 Million
The title for this post originally said “Potter Conjures” but, according to Google, 1,990 other writers also thought of that clever little play themselves. That’s the problem with puns: someone else has probably already done it. Also, they make people roll their eyes, even when they’re good. Harry Potter and the Chuzzlewit Broom Ride or […]


