Archive | 2008

Bobby on Britney

  Bobby on Britney, he knows how to save her 

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She really knows how to swallow!

Maddox’s basketball is nowhere to be found!After weeks of media speculation, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt silently confirmed pregnancy rumors at Saturday’s Film Independent Spirit Awards. Jolie hit the blue carpet in a tight, dark dress which was obviously stretched across a baby bump (as I’m sure she has no parasites…) Neither Angie or Brad […]

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Prime Beef Galore!!

More of our favorite family man and his overgrown gut babies!  Eat your hearts out, ladies! It’s so much easier to caress your babies’ tiny little heads when they’re sticking out all over the place!!  No pausing or bending necessary!!Yes, hes definitely a hunk-a, hunk-a something!

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Britney Spears will be seeing Jayden James and Sean Preston very soon…

Quick, someone buy these kids a helmet!PageSix is reporting:  An agreement has been reached for Britney Spears to see her sons again.  Kevin Federline has agreed to let her meet with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, under the close supervision of a psychiatrist and her dad, Jamie.  According to an insider, it had […]

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Paris is soo ready to give you her all.

Yep, Martini Barbie here is tired of not being the center of attention anymore…That, or she’s in desperate need of cash to spend on a whole slew of lab tests, which she’d rather be untraceable…

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And then there were four…

Double duty of freaky genetic heirs has finally arrived!!That’s right, people!  JLO has finally popped!   Early this morning in Long Island, NY, the Anthony-Lopez spawn were finally thrust into our world.  Doctors and family members alike agreed on giving mama a break from her pushy nature, having her undergo a safer C-Section instead.  As […]

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Someone’s getting whipped!!

Looks like Penny Lancaster has “made a loser” out geriatric Stew here, dont’cha think?

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Janice Dickinson is one hot riot!!

I’ve been dying to meet this chick forever, but I’m actually embarassed of standing next to her!! I mean, for starters, I’m a 25 year old kid with somewhat of a baby face _ and still I don’t even look half as good have a minimal fraction ounce of Janice Dickinson’s hotness. And, if it […]

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Adrian Grenier: Agile in his recycled pants and aerosol-free locks!!

Green is Gold! Green is Gold!Nothing like an environmental extremist to stir my thoughts of Febreeze free love!!Go, Diego Grenier, Go!

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You see, it’s all good!! Just press this button on her back, and “presto!”…

February 21, 2008: Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon.Either Katie Holmes has been forbidden all internet/media access, or that little trip to the Geek Squad worked wonders for Tommy’s social life!!  Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise seemed pretty boring cuddly yesterday at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon, in spite of rumors of Tom […]

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