Look, it’s David Spade! He’s the man responsible for the best and funniest hour-long stand-up special in history, Take the Hit. “Oh, but Grant, surely you mean Chris Rock and Bring the Pain.” No, I don’t. And let me give you permission to quit pretending it’s better just because Chris Rock says the racist stuff […]
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Who’s to Blame for a New Years Blackout? Time Warner, or FOX
Bad news for some of you Time Warner Cable subscribers hoping to catch this years New Years Eve celebration or the grand daddy of them all, The Rose Bowl Game, on new years day… If negotiations don’t go well between News Corp. and Time Warner in the next 24 hours, The network and all of […]
Are You Ready For PETA’s Man And Woman Of The Year?
Here’s a clue: One’s a pussy-lovin’ activist / talk show host – and the other doesn’t want to see that fur! We’re talking about – of course – Ellen Degeneres and Tim Gunn. Both card carryin’ gays who also happen to be cruelty-free animal lovers. So why Ellen? The notorious animal lover is a recent […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Eric Dane Washes Up, But Not Like in That Sextape With His Wife and That Porn Star
Hey, it’s Eric Dane again! Look what he’s up to now. Washing his car. Hope you didn’t let any change fall onto the floor because it’s about to be vacuumed up by that giant yellow hose. Or stolen. Starzlife was there.
A Real Housewife Confesses: “Yes, I Was Airbrushed”
Terrorists may be hijacking planes – but a reality star has a dangerous confession. The Real Housewife of New York City Bethanny Frankel is finally admitting what was painstakingly obvious to the rest of the world: she was airbrushed to her life in a recent PETA ad. Bethanny, who is shooting a scandalous new season […]
Sophie Monk Being ‘Hassle-Hoffed’
Wouldn’t this be a strange couple!? According to Sophie Monk, she considers David Hasselhoff some what of a stalker. The two worked together on the film ‘Click,’ so it’s not as creepy as it sounds. (David Hasselhoff stalking Sophie Monk DOES sound very creepy) In a recent interview she revealed; “I’ve been stalked by the […]
Charlie Sheen Arrested In Aspen For Domestic Abuse Charges
We interrupt your joyous Christmas festivities to announce a celebs arrest. Charlie Sheen, 44, was arrested in Aspen today, Christmas day, for charges “related to an alleged case of domestic violence.” Po-lice spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro told reporters that Sheen faced charges of second-degree assault and menacing, both felonies along with criminal mischief. The victim’s name […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Catching Up With Eric Dane
When we last saw Eric Dane, he was walking around with a female friend. Now he’s going to get coffee. His pants look like bell bottoms in some of these pictures. Let it go, Dane. The Stone Roses are not getting back together.
Ready to Mingle?
There’s a rumor going around that Brody Jenner might have broken up with his playmate girlfriend, Jayde Nicole. The pair have been bickering back and fourth on The Hills all season long, and she seems to bring drama wherever she goes, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Brody hit the road for the greener grass. […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Eric Dane May In Fact Be a Federal Boobies Inspector
McSextape himself, Eric Dane, was spotted wearing an FBI hat as he entered a house in Los Angeles without a warrant. Starzlife was there.
