Moments ago live at a campaign stop in Florida, Sarah Palin brought the house down while making a joke about Tina Fey in her closing statements. I was only paying half attention at that very moment, and the crowd noise was super loud, but she said something along the lines of “I’ve already created one […]
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Ronson Pays the Piper.
Finally Samantha Ronson is out of debt to Perez Hilton. Ronson paid Perez to the tune of almost $87,000 dollars this weekend to cover his legal fees from her libel case that was thrown out by the judge. Ronson sued Perez last summer for accusing her of owning the cocaine found in Lindsay Lohan’s car […]

Britney’s Desperate Housewives Invasion.
Britney Spears invaded Desperate Housewives time slot last night, and you probably missed it because you think it’s so cool you can fast forward the commercials with your DVR. But before you go running back to the TV wondering how you missed something like Britney Spears on Desperate Houswives, It was only during a commercial […]

Picked Up for Season Six!
HBO is givin’ Vinnie Chase and the boys another season to take Hollywood by storm. Entourage has just been given the green light to return for a sixth seeson, just five episodes into season five. Production on season six will likely start in early 2009 for a scheduled release during the summer. The success of […]

Rihana Livin’ Her Life.
LA concert goers were givin’ a surprise when they went to check out T.I. this past weekend at the Key Club in West Hollywood. During his set, promoting his new cd release, Paper Trail, Rihanna joined T.I. on stage to perform their new hit Live Your Life. It’s only the new anthem of life, literaly, […]

Paris (still) Wants Kids Soon.
Paris Hilton was out and about talking babies again this weekend. While Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden attended Nicky Hilton’s 25th birthday party in Las Vegas, she naturally had to bring up the possibility of her having a couple little tots. Paris told People that she “definitely want’s three or four,” and that it could […]

SNL VP Debate: The Best One Yet.
Saturday Night Live’s portrayal or the Vice Presidential debate between Joe Biden and Sarah Palin was their best election sketch to date. Tina Fey was spot on as usual, and Jason Sudeikis‘ version of Joe Biden’s secret crush on John McCain wasn’t too bad either. Queen Latifah was even pretty good as moderator Gwen Ifill […]

Who’s at Mileys Sweet 16?
Miley Cyrus’ sweet 16 is going on at Disney Land as we speak! Care to know who’s inside partaking in the festivities? According to the LA Times, celebs on the invite list were: From “Hannah Montana” * Billy Ray Cyrus * Emily Osment * Mitchel Musso * Moises Arias * Shanica Knowles * Anna Maria […]

Want to be an Olsen Twin for Halloween?
I hate Peta, it’s no secret that I am obsessed with chicken mcnuggets, love nothing more than a big fur coat, and absolutely adore the Olsen twins. BUT… this is almost pretty good. Peta hates Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and refer to them on their site as Hairy Kate and Trashley. They have many activities […]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHLEE SIMPSON!
Let me go on the record here saying I prepared this draft two weeks ago on September 20, just so I didn’t miss Ashlee Simpson‘s birthday. Well her birthday is October 3rd and I missed it. Anyway, Happy one day late 24th birthday Ashlee Simpson!!! My favorite Ashlee video, she looks hott with the blonde […]


